Posted 1 year ago
What would you do if your trainer watched MLP?
Anonymous asked

MLP? What is that?  Wait… MLP, she’s watching, and I didn’t know… She’s going to be locked in the closet a little while longer today. Thank you kind Anon for telling me my trainer is a total slut. 

Posted 1 year ago
Were you inspired by my GF at all? (/shot)
mbvswb asked

Who are you and what are you talking about? Girlfriend?Wait, are you saying that your girlfriend is my trainer!? Well, I’m sorry if this hurts, but it’ll be all over soon for you. Now time to talk to that little cheating whore. 

Posted 1 year ago
...why do you have that Gigantic Gun? D: Can I use it?
Anonymous asked

Silly, silly Anon. Where I got this gun isn’t important,  as it’s a long story that will bore you do death, which will force me to shove you into the closet, as you wont love me for that. So no, you can’t use it silly anon, well, unless you want a bullet through your head, then you can use it. 

Posted 1 year ago
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
tumblrbot asked

Why that’s simple, smacking my owner until he either passes out or admits he loves me, though it does depend. If it is a person who’s making me pissed off, I just tie them up and shove them into the same closet, but normally just let them go the same day… If it isn’t either, I just polish my gun, so that it’s so shiny.